Frequently Asked Questions                             
  1. What's this?
  2. What's for dinner?
  3. When do we eat?
  4. Why do I have to eat this?
  5. Can I have some candy?
  6. Is today Saturday?
  7. Where's Mom?
  8. Can we watch TV?
  9. Can we play video games?
  10. Where are we going?
  11. When will we get there?
  12. Can you turn it up?
  13. Why are you studying Japanese?
  14. Why do you like cartoons so much?
  15. Are you ever going to use your degree?
  16. Why are we homeschooled?
  17. Can I sleep in your room tonight?
  18. Can I have a hug?
  19. Can't you just leave me alone?
  20. Why do I have to do it?
Frequently Questioned Answers                            
  1. What's what?
  2. Honey Butter Chicken with Jasmine Rice!
  3. When it's ready.
  4. Because this is what I made.
  5. Your sisters ate all the candy.
  6. Maybe.
  7. Hiding from you.
  8. Yes, but I'm picking.
  9. Is it Saturday?
  10. Crazy.
  11. Soon enough.
  12. (adjusts fade to the back speakers)
  13. The culture appeals to me.
  14. I love every single thing about them.
  15. I use it on you all the time.
  16. You're fun to have around.
  17. You're not that fun to have around.
  18. Did you wash your hands?
  19. I will never leave you alone.
  20. Because I don't want to do it!